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Vitamins, minus the noise.

Six daily basics you already know, in the forms and doses printed on the front. No proprietary blends. No 12-bottle routine.

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The routine

Two sides. Five bottles. One minute.

The whole routine fits between the kettle and the door.

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  1. 01
    Morning: A-Side
    Your daily multi, for men or for women. Two capsules with breakfast.
  2. 02
    Morning: Matinee
    Vitamin D3 with K2. One softgel.
  3. 03
    With a meal: Deep Cut
    Omega-3, EPA and DHA. Two softgels.
  4. 04
    Evening: Backbeat
    Magnesium bisglycinate. Two capsules.
  5. 05
    Before bed: B-Side
    Melatonin 1 mg with L-theanine. One capsule, 30 minutes before bed.
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THE LP
The Daily Set

Your A-Side (men's or women's) plus Matinee, Deep Cut, Backbeat and B-Side. Five bottles, one routine.

$130.50save $29

Delivery every 30 days, cancel online anytime. Terms shown before checkout.

A-Side
A-Side
Daily Multivitamin for Men

The basics at or near 100% of the Daily Value, nothing over the upper limit, no iron.*

$37.80
A-Side
A-Side
Daily Multivitamin for Women

The same basics, with 18 mg of gentle iron bisglycinate and methylfolate.*

$37.80
Matinee
Matinee
Vitamin D3 + K2

D3 for normal bone and immune function, with K2 as MK-7.*

$25.20
Deep Cut
Deep Cut
Omega-3 Fish Oil

1,000 mg EPA and DHA to support normal heart function.*

$34.20
Backbeat
Backbeat
Magnesium Glycinate

200 mg magnesium to support normal muscle and nerve function and relaxation.*

$28.80
B-Side
B-Side
Nightly Sleep Support

1 mg melatonin and L-theanine to support restful sleep.* For adults.

$30.60

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Name the form

We print the form on the front.

“Magnesium” can mean a dozen things. We tell you which one, and how much.

Most labels name the nutrient and stop there. We name the form, because the form is where the cost goes: bisglycinate instead of oxide, D3 instead of D2, MK-7 instead of nothing, triglyceride-form fish oil instead of the cheapest kind. Then we print the dose next to it, on the front, where you can see it in the store or on your counter.

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proprietary blends.Every ingredient, every amount, on every label.
See every label
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The B-side of the label.

What we left out is the other half of the story.

Proprietary blends
If it's in there, it's on the label with an amount.
Stimulants
No caffeine, no "energy blend."
Mega-doses
Nothing above the upper limit, even if you take all five.
Gummies
No sugar, no candy format in a house with kids.
Trendy extras
No ashwagandha, no adaptogen of the month. Just the basics.
Iron where you don't need it
Only the women's A-Side has iron.
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FAQ

Do I even need this?

Do I actually need vitamins?+

Maybe not all of them. A multi helps fill common gaps; it doesn't replace eating well. If you're unsure, ask your doctor or pharmacist, especially if you take medication.

Why separate men's and women's multis?+

Mostly iron. Women 19–50 need more iron than men, so only the women's A-Side contains it. The rest are small differences in amounts, all printed on the label.

Can I take all five together?+

Yes, that's how they're designed. Even with THE LP, vitamin D and magnesium stay below the adult upper limits.

Is 1 mg of melatonin enough?+

B-Side uses a deliberately low dose. It's for adults only; not for use if pregnant or nursing, or with sedatives, unless your doctor says so.

Will the fish oil repeat on me?+

Deep Cut is designed to minimize aftertaste. Contains fish; species to be declared.

How does the subscription work?+

Every 30 days at 10% off. Skip, pause or cancel online in two clicks, no phone call.

What if it's not for me?+

Your first order of each product is covered by our satisfaction guarantee.

Is it safe with my medication?+

K2 can interact with blood thinners like warfarin, and iron and magnesium can affect some medications. Check with your doctor or pharmacist first.

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